Beige Buildings, Beige Raptors

This Year's Hamsterkauf

New and 30 Years Old

My Eyes Squirt Water

Morch 396th

Zero F Days

Unruffled 2020: Apple

Holes in the National Underwear

Optimistic Disappointment

The Flute Episode

Neither of these Blues are Pink

Cultural Bias Revealer

Solo Loop Cup Size

Unrelenting Horror Season

Incompatible with Child Development

Seeds of [Metaphor]

Splash Mountain

Face Cummerbund

I Expect Tim Cook's Kitchen

Just Tears Gas

Designer Irritants

Sometimes there's no Tunnel

Spin Up a Car Manufactury

Episode Two Hundred

Something Less 1984-y

Reopen for the Ghosts

Classic Buttprint

Dressed to do Crimes

Now That It's Too Late

Settle in to Settling In

Hamsterkauf

Love in the Time Of...

Acela Experience

Sparkling Unconsciousness

Not Crow-Related

Embrace the Idiom

College of Sick Chickens

Homeopathic Soda

Sh, It Rolls Downhill

Unruffled 2019: The Other Things

Unruffled 2019: Apple

Joe vs The Coyote

Pee-Box Monday

A Pee Tape of Tim

A Sounder of Swine

Apple Housing Crisis

Man-made Natural Fires

Halloween (Observed)

Harvesting People for Profit

Shooting into the Infrared Sky

A Barrel of Salt

Natural Sourpuss

Mrs Winchester's SimCity

That's Three Bananas

iPhone 11 Draft

Boobshirt for Dummies

Eww Green Bubble

USB Equivalent of a Condom

Moon-Flavored Crunch Culture

Warming Power Cables

Whining at the Customer

Global Warming the Modern Baby

Content Aware Fill for Reality

Wannabe Makeup Bros

Fat Suffering is the Intent

An Adventure That Wasn't Planned

Even More Cheese Grater-y

Sent With Hippos

Did Chlorine Write This?

Thickened Cervical Mucus

Semen Spewing Boy Trees

Sorry About This Mirror I'm Holding Up

Test Test Questions

Legitimate Nerd Excitement

Poopum Disappearum

Mickey Rooney Moment

Walled Garden in the Walled Garden

How Do I Monetize This Child

If Tylenol Actually Worked

Toxic Masculinity Mobile

Big Farma with an "F" Get It?

Delivery Robot Delivery Truck

We Threw Herd Immunity out the Window

Admitted a Lack of Conscience

Caught with Our Flood Pants Down

Buckle Down, Kid

By Kids I Mean 30-year-olds

An Acceptable Face for a Woman to Have

Unruffled 2018: Everything Else (Apple)

Unruffled 2018: Games

Female Presenting Aisle

I Understand That Your House Is on Fire

Adjacent Income

Brains are Expensive

Let's Listen to the Young People

Six iPads Can't Make a Baby in a Month

Unsustainable Levels of Cheese

Burn Coal on Your Behalf

Women's Pain Aisle

Perpetual Crunch Time

Protective Chaos

iPhone Tennis Match

You've Got Nothing to Sell Me, Bro

Keep Your Crappy Code in Your House

The Best Bands have Multiple People

Chaotic Domino

My Best Code Is Written on Chipotle

Tracking Pixels Out the Wazoo

Tilt a Sippy Cup

Dinosaurs are still Animals

Dinosaurs are made of Animal

Smart Home Abuse

Backlog of Horror

Late from WWDC18

Coronary Bypass Generation

Toyozda

Incels

Convenient Door on the Butt

Ubering to the Bathroom

Packing with Pee Hands

Nobody Has to Sleep on the Couch

It Can Be As Brown As They Want

There's a Skirt of Grass Around it

Hundredth Episode Spectacular

iPads on a Cart

You Shouldn't Sue Bigfoot

Apple's Other Round Boi

I Can Force You To Like Me

Double Extra Double Plus Block

If My Dimply A$# Offends

Throwing a Car Into Space

Women's Problems Aisle

Groceries for Rich People

You're Holding it Wrong for Crisis Alerts

Enthusiastic Consent

Your Own Farts to Deal With

Hover Submersible

Unruffled 2017

SETI at Home for A$#h@l3s

Tarnish on the Silver Fox

Several Mediocre Matts

Pie is a Fruit

I Hope Your Robe is Securely Tied

Dark Aberdeen

Bombastic A**hole - Part 2 of 2

Keep Your Banana Out of the Company Fruit Salad - Part 1 of 2

Twelve Diverse White Guys

Angry for One Day a Year

We've got Ocean Crossing Down

Unqualified for Not-Tech

Compromised Pixels

Maybe Rescue People

A Blanket of Lightning

I will shame him to Mars

White Light and Probing

I've Heard Things About Your Organization

Hands Getting Chopped Off Left and Right

Barely out of My Stupident Period

Weak Sauce at Greenwashing

You Need to Work Yourself to Death

A Little Squirt of Anxiety

That Duck Has Lasers

Apple Hates Babies

Evil and Reasonably Intelligent

Representation in Soap

Save Us, Magical Insects!

Premasticated Plant Glop

Lucy and the USB-C Football

I'm Never Flying Pepsi Again

Even More Evil and Giant

Man-Purse Fulla Cheese

Nag the Developer

It didn't fall down so it got a D

Officially Branded Piece of Plastic

Moving the Bar: The EPA and Peak Oil

Moving the Bar: Education

They're Good Memes Bront

Big Bowl'a Leaves

Art Deco Streamlined Monsters

We're All Morons Together

Sticking Our Phones in Our Bras

Canada Got My April

Empathy Denied

Pinchy on my Arm Hair

24 Percent Milkfat

Radio Waves Through Your Junk

Unperformant Pile of Crap

Launching My Naked Phone

Heads Will Not Roll

Don't Give Rey The Princess Treatment

Chillin' in My Downloads Folder

We Had Ice Pellets

Doom

Half Fast

Elf on a Shelf Itself

Preach The Gospel of Mac n Cheese

Pockets Fulla Tampons

Triple A Boobies

Para Doily

Rogue Engineers

Sexy Chewbacca

Big Whoop Wait a Week

Cape May is Very Sharp

I Mourn You Forever, LemonScone

A Streetcar named Something

My Nose is Way Not Hard Enough

Podcasting in C Major

People Sized Poops

On The Edge of Respectability

Beating on People with the Battery End

Those are Pimentos

Howdy Fearsome Chicken!

Her Nipples Remained Plausible

Oh, Dad, Get Off The Stage

Physician-Assisted Suicide

Don't Be Creepy

Leaning Towers of Asbestos

Zenmaster of Sitting Perfectly Still

Your Password is Bad

The New Nothing

Heat Capacity of Lasagna

Rich People Circle Jerk

You Shouldn't Shoot Bigfoot